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As she approached 40, Mrs Wilburforce had a midlife crisis. She insisted on behaving like a teenager at every opportunity. Mr Wilburforce was quite happy with her new found sexual proclivities, but states he can't stand listening to her anymore. In order to fully elucidate the appellate court, a short transcript has been prepared.

The court: Tell me what happened next.

Mrs W: So I'm like sitting around waiting and he's like so slow. He goes, just relax, and I'm like whatever. So I go let's go for God's sake, and he's like moving like some old guy. And I'm like, what is up with this shit. And he goes, why are you talking like that? And I'm like, what? And he goes, like that! And I'm still like, what? I go, c'mon! And he goes, please stop. And I go, your such a dork. You suck! Then I see he's got like a ball peen hammer. I go, what's up with that! He goes, come here and you'll see. I go, why? And he's like got this real weird look in his eye. I would of done something, if I like knew he was crazy as well as like a geek! I mean, I never saw him like this before, except the time I made it the the UPS guy. But I thought he was over that, cuz I explained how it was like his fault.

The divorce is granted.