[tinylittlegirl]

Hubby had lost track of time and noticed it was 4:30. He had to get home. When he walked in the door there was a note on the table. It said "Will be busy all afternoon helping Janey get her house ready for our Tupperware party, see you around 8:00." He went into the bedroom closet and noticed the blue lingerie was missing. He went into the bathroom and noticed a pubic hair on her razor. The cap was off her favorite perfume. He wanted to catch her in a lie and called Janey. Janey answered and he asked her, "Could I talk with my wife." "She just went to get napkins at the store", Janey said. So she was in on it. He thanked her and hung up.