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A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests,

Spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him, smiled and said, 'Hello. My name is Carmen.'


'That's a beautiful name,' he replied. 'Is it a family name?'


'No,' she replied. 'Actually I gave it to myself. It

Represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men.

Therefore, I chose 'Carmen'. What's your name?'


He answered 'B.J. Titsengolf'