Honeymoon bride
A guy cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear: "Could we make love, please dear?"
She rolled over away from him. "Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache," she replied rather tersely.
Too horny to read the obvious signals the husband pleaded. "Please, honey. I'll only stick it in for a minute"
"What do you think I am," his wife retorted, "a fucking microwave?"
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