This is a cautionary tale if there ever was one! Mrs Fang apparently waited until their wedding night to tell her new husband that she was the daughter of Melvin "Ming the Merciless" Wong, the overlord of the Ah Fung Tong. Every male that ever so much as looked at Ming's daughter in the past had suffered the death of 1000 cuts, quick fried in peanut oil and served at the Hong Kong Dubuque as the daily special. This should be a lesson to every man - look before you leap! The emergency divorce is granted.
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FOOLTHEREWAS
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