Things You Can Say Only At Thanksgiving
THINGS YOU CAN SAY ONLY AT THANKSGIVING AND GET BY WITH IT
1. Talk about a huge breast!
> 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
> 3. It is Cool Whip Time!
> 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
> 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
> 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
> 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
> 8. It is a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
> 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
> 10. Don't play with your meat.
> 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
> people at once?
> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
> 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
> 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
> 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
> 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
> 19. How long do I beat it before it is ready?
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