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In the 1970s there was a heavily advertised product known as the Miracle Eraser. This cross between sandpaper and steel wool was so coarse it would strip varnish off the oldest spar in seconds. For some unknown reason, Mrs Vincent kept her nether area shaved to a razor stubble that could compete with a Miracle Eraser! One day the happy couple was engaged in a carnal act when Mr Vincent slipped out of his proper place in mid-stroke. Abrading against the stubble, most of his organ was immediately debrided. Without anesthetic. In other words, instant girl! What more can I say? I award Mr Vincent alimony for life!