Mr and Mrs Finlayson were having a heated argument one night, and Mr Finlayson demanded to know if there was any person in New Jersey that his wife had NOT slept with. This led to the formation of a complicated scheme for the couple to have sex with the first 1000 people in the Jersey City phone book. The plan was well underway until the children found the photographs. This is the first case I have had where children want to divorce their parents!
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FOOLTHEREWAS
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