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Me and my friend Miranda got really drunk and as our friend was driving us home we pulled up to a car of hot guys, took off our shirts and bras, put our phone numbers in the cups and threw it over to them. They called us the next morning… Miranda is now married to one of them.

One night, my girlfriend and I decided to get drunk with a girlfriend of hers, and her husband. I had just gotten paid so I didn’t care if I spent a lot of money on alcohol. The dude bought a load too… liquor, mudslide mix, wine coolers and beer. We starting mixing everything like idiots and got slammed, luckily we brought a camera with us. The girls got wild and stripped for us and ended up giving us head while we sat their drinking beer and playing chess. A night to remember.

One night after a hard day of pounding Absolute Club & Cran’s I walked around to my apartments front porch and being such a nice evening (I think) I passed out on my porch glider. When I awoke several hours later I found that my wife and one of her friends had stripped me down to my underwear and decorated my entire body with multi coloured magic marker tattoo’s!