Mr Shapiro met his wife Ecstasy at a trade show in Lebanon, where he was purveying women's undergarments for Bloomingdales. That she immediately wanted to marry him and move to Scarsdale seemed too good to be true. It turns out he was right. Things went smoothly for about three weeks until one night over dinner at the Chuckwagon Mrs Shapiro was arrested by agents of the Mossad!
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