Mrs Finley was attempting to break into the porn industry, so she had her breasts enlarged. Someone should have explained the dangers, but apparently no one did. Mrs Finley was wading in the ocean off La Jolla when a freak wave swept her out to sea. Buoyed by her breasts, she was in no danger, but could not over come the Japanese Current. Spotted by a Navy attack squadron, her breasts were mistaken for two floating targets. One can only conjecture the look on Mrs Finley's face when the Hellfire missiles closed in for the kill. The annulment based on abandonment is granted.
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