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Old 11-04-2008, 11:07 PM
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This case has a sad, if all too familiar, story. Mrs Cortez had a rather public affair with the local grocer. Mr Cortez, finding her in the arms of her lover behind the meat counter, was justifiably upset. However, Mrs Cortez was at pains to describe in graphic detail the numerous reasons she engaged in the affair, all of which boil down to it being Mr Cortez's fault. Mr Cortez accepted this (although why is anyone's guess). Sometime later, Mr Cortez found that he was aroused by Mrs Cortez's behavior, so he suggested that she engage in sex with a friend of his while he watched. Mrs Cortez refused in the most strident and offensive tones. So in a nutshell, Mrs Cortez had sex with another man and then became upset when Mr Cortez suggested that she have sex with another man!?! I grant Mr Cortez (first name Lucky) a divorce. Although none of the parties raised the issue, I am also sending Mrs Cortez to jail for thirty days. It may not solve anyone's problems, but it certainly makes me feel good!
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