That this marriage lasted as long as it did is nothing short of remarkable considering the way it started. The evidence shows that on the wedding night Mr Smythe strode naked from the bathroom, holding his manhood and inquired if his new bride knew what THAT was. The blushing bride averted her eyes and stated it was a "wee wee." Mr Smythe, relishing the idea that he would soon be teaching his wife everything she needed to know, announced that from that day on it would be know as a "prick." To this, Mrs Smythe stated: "Oh come now! I've handled many many pricks and I assure you THAT is a wee wee."
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