Mrs Fine, let me say that I have pondered this case at length. I have reviewed the photographs and have consulted with the other judges in this circuit. I have also studied the archives of this court, reviewed the Old Testament, looked to the complete archive of the Penthouse letters section, and even researched Gibbon's Fall of the Roman Empire. Everyone agrees that you have set some kind of record. In any event, the bad news is I can't give you alimony. The good news is that you will be the cover story in next month's Family Law Journal, and also in Hustler Magazine.
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