Mrs Binghamton was at first quite happy with her marriage. Not many can say that they are wed to a television hero. However, the bloom soon came off the rose when Mr Binghamton lost his job acting as Bozo the Clown (without makeup, no less) on Utica's Romper Room. Unable to break out of the Utica market, Mr Binghamton was reduced to working minimum wage, waving at cars outside of Ferdinand's Grill and Adult Pleasure Dome. Try as he might to keep his wife happy at night, Little Bozo, as they used to call it, couldn't fill the bill.
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