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Hurley vs. Kruger Part 6 – Conclusion

After an hour, a gentleman came into Liz’s locker room and handed her a final tally sheet.
“Listen up girls,” Liz said. “The final count from tonight’s gate and fan donations total is $1.5 million – by far a new record!”

While Liz and her friends danced around with glee and congratualted one another, the irony was not lost on Heidi, whose heart sank over the news. In the end it was the action of Heidi’s mouth and privates that put her mortal enemies over the top in donations.

Heidi knew there was no way she could live long enough to ever forgive herself or her enemies for what had happened to her and her friends. If necessary, she would spend the rest of her life plotting her revenge against her attackers for that terrible humiliation.

Claudia and Diane had equal emotions. They only hoped that with that “good” news about the fund-raising record they would be untied, allowed to shower, get dressed and go home. No such luck.

“This calls for a real celebration ladies,” Liz souted. “Let’s break out the metal studded strap-on dildos and have a party with our German friends!”

Heidi sighed, resigned to the fact that the final humiliation she and her cohorts would endure that day would be the intense agony of having an eleven-inch, hard rubber fake cock covered with small sharp steel spikes ripping apart her now well tenderized womanhood and other orifices.

The next day, not surprisingly, Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer and Diane Kruger, all on crutches, in neck braces and wrappepd in bandages, were in the offices of their attorneys demanding that they push for criminal charges and to sue the pants off of their attackers.

But, after listening to the horrific details of the incident and giving the matter a great deal of thought, the lawyers advised the German celebrities against a lawsuit or anything that would draw further attention to the incident.

The lawyers cautioned that if they were to sue the actresses they would have no choice but to also sue the Save the Children Foundation – the official promoter of the event. A lawsuit, the lawyers said, likely would bankrupt the charitable organization they had worked so hard to build.

Also, while at least 3,000 people witnessed the ladies awful naked humiliation at the hands of their British rivals, it was limited exposure. A lawsuit, however, would reveal every gory detail of what had happened and would be printed in every newspaper in the world.

One attorney estimated that such publicity could result in Heidi and Claudia losing three fourths of their income in beauty endorsements while Diane would be lucky if she could get roles in anything better than B movie horror flicks.
Simply put, no one hires losers, they said.

And finally, the lawyers said, it was doubtful German citizens would win in the British court system, especially since a number of distinguished barristers and judges allegedly had taken part in the attacks on Heidi and her friends.

Besides, one lawyer said, “You ladies did several things to sabotage a children’s fuundraising event for your own personal gains. The public will not look favorably on that and will not support you or your lawsuit.”

Yet another lawyer said that because many people in the crowd had participated in a scandalous sex show at the end of the main event they likely would keep their mouths shut about what they saw or did for fear they could be arrested or sued.

Sure enough, most people kept what they saw or did to themselves. The handful of fools who bragged about their sexual conquest in bars and other gathering halls were dismissed as drunks with wild imaginations.

There was no video to support their improbable stories and many people felt there was no way security guards and cops would let something like what was described go that far.

The overall feelings among the general public was that it just could not have happened to the degree that a few fools claimed it did.

In the end, Heidi, Claudia and Diane, who all took tests that proved negative for HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases, were resigned to the realization they could not sue Liz and the others, bring down their own careers, ruin the organization and destroy the lives of others as well.

They could only hope for their wounds to heal and maybe one day get a chance to return the favor and destroy their rivals in a public setting.

Four months after the wrestling card fundraiser, Elle MacPherson defeated Diane Kruger for the treasury post, Catherine Zeta Jones beat Claudia Schiffer for the vice presidency and Liz Hurley topped Heidi Klum for the presdiency of the Save the Children Foundation.

Liz’s ticket gathered 95 percent of the votes in the landslide win.

Meanwhile, across the pond, Jennifer Aniston was still fuming over accepting Heidi and Claudia’s blood money and passing up a chance to get her claws on Angelina Jolie.

That day, in a posh New York bistro, she read aloud the results of the Save the Children’s Foundation elections as she enjoyed lunch with former “Friends” co- stars Courtney Cox-Arquette and Lisa Kudrow.

“You know ladies, I’d like to head the Save the Childen’s Foundation sports fundraiser two years from now, break the donations record and become president of the organization,” Aniston said.

“Hey gals, how are your kickboxing skills?”

End.

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