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Hurley vs. Kruger Part 5

Hurley and Kidman then untied Kruger’s right leg and placed it over her arm which was tied to the top rope. Liz then tied one end of the heavy cord to Kruger’s right ankle while Nicole secured the other end to the ring post.

The pair then untied Kruger’s left leg from the other second rope and made the actress stand tiptoe on the canvas with that one free leg. Kruger could not have been more spread eagled and ready for some adult fun with audience members.

Hurley then grabbed the mic from Rachel Hunter and addressed the crowd: “Is everybody enjoying themselves?”
The crowed roared its approval.

“Remember after this match is over to be extra generous because after all, this show is all for charity!” Hurley reminded the throng.

“None of this action tonight would have been possible without the inspiring leadership of our board members who were 100 prcent behind us all of the way! Allow me to first introduce our vice president, Claudia Schiffer!”

The crowd erupted once more as Cathrine Zeta Jones dragged a nude and bound Schiffer down the aisle by her nipples.

“Oh God no, don’t do this to me!” Claudia shouted as her bare feet skidded along the cold concrete floor to her destiny in the ring, where Catherine hurled her face down to the mat with her arse propped up in the air.

“And now,” Hurley said into the mic. “Let’s give a warm London welcome for our great organization’s president – I present to you in all her naked glory, Heidi Klum!”

Elle reached between Klum’s legs, grabbed a large handful of pubes and pulled the reluctant supermodel down the aisle, where she was laid on her back in the center of the ring.

“And now ladies and gentlemen, if you would line up at the ringposts with your checkbooks and cash in hand, you will get to have close personal contact with Diane, Claudia or Heidi!”

Men and women of means quickly lined up for the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do a big star.

Other celebs watched from the locker room and wondered whether to break it up before people started having their way with the three celebrity office holders of the Save the Children Foundation.

“This is all politics and we will all do well just to mind our own business unless any of us want to wind up like Claudia, Heidi or Diane,” Cher, the longtime voice of reason, said.

Many of the other gals agreed, got dressed quickly and made a hasty retreat from the arena so as not to get caught up in any potential scandal related to the card’s aftermath.

Pam Anderson and Cindy Crawford helped a groggy referee Shields back to her dressing room. A referee was not going to be of much use now.

In effect, Shields never rendered a verdict so the official result of the match was a no-contest draw, even though Kruger in no way felt she was part of an even-steven result.

At ringside, the sergeant in charge of the Bobbies met with the chief of the private security firm that was in charge of crowd control.

“Shouldn’t we move in and stop this Gov’ner?” The police sergeant asked.

“We were given instructions not to get involved in the matches because no matter how real it looked we were told that everything we saw in the ring was all part of the show,” the private security chief said. “We want to get paid tonight so we better follow the instructions we were given.”

“That’s amazing,” the police sergeant said. “What jolly good sports the German celebrities must be to give their very bodies to such a worthy cause. Let’s back off boys and let those fine ladies do their jobs.”

The British celebs began taking the fans’ cash and checks. For a minimum $2,000, each fan participant was given a donation recipt, a condom and five minutes with the lady of their choice.

Because Claudia was lying on her stomach, she naturally got most of the anal and doggie style trade. One gentleman did her with his trousers dangling on his ankles and his bowler hat securely on his head.

Diane, still tied to the turnbuckle, was primarily screwed by short guys and men who enjoyed doing it in the standing position.

Heidi, however, got the worst of it. She was simultaneously screwed by men and facesat by women.

When one woman complained that Heidi was not doing an adequate job, Elle stomped on Heidi’s breast with her bare size 11 ½ foot and said: “Slacker off again b*tch and I’ll bust both of your hooters!”

Red-faced, Heidi began slurping pussy with much greater enthusiasm and did not stop for fear of another breast stomping or worse.

One 75-year-old dowager lifted her ankle-length skirts and squatted on Heidi’s face. It was her first sexual encounter in 30 years. After four minutes, the old lady shouted: “I say, I’m arriving. I’m arriving. My God! I’m arrrrrrrrrrrrrrriving! Yes! Yes! Ohhhhh mother of God yes!”

Heidi revulsed at what she was being forced to do but fought back the urge to vomit because she knew full well that Liz and the others would force her to lap it up.

Those in the crowd who could not afford the $2,000 fee to “meet” one of the German ladies up close and personal, threw a couple hundred dollars into a basket so that they could remain in the arena and masturbate to the panoramic orgy of violence they were witnessing.

Those participants who did not get off after five minutes were pulled off by Liz or one of her celebrity friends and forced to go to the back of the line and pay another $2,000 if they wanted another shot at getting a nut.

The carnage ended hours later when the final patron was able to achieve an orgasm on what was his fifth try – at a total cost of $10,000 to him. It was money he long maintained was well spent.

For the most part, fans gladly left the small arena with their wallets a lot lighter but their lusty urges well satisfied.
When the last fan left, Nicole and Liz untied a spent Diane from the ropes and dragged her back to the lockers. Meanwhile Catherine rode an exhausted Claudia back up the aisle to the dressing rooms while Elle carried a wiped out Heidi over her shoulder also to the changing room.

There, Heidi, Diane and Claudia sat naked, bound and gagged on the cold showerroom floor while Liz, Catherine, Elle, Nicole, Gweneth and Rachel sipped champagne and anxiously awaited the final count of the money by the organizaion’s CPA firm.

End of Part 5

Hurley in a bikini: