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Hurley vs. Kruger Part 3

In the sixth match, an old-timers event, singer/actress Cher defeated her good friend actress Susan Sarandon, again in a match where both women were well prepared for the action and even did a good job pretending they hated each other.

There was no handshake at the end as both women stayed in character and the collection buckets were even fuller than in the previous matches.

In the seventh match, Playboy products Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford teamed up to defeat good friend actresses Laura Dern and Mary Steenburgen. The fans went wild as Anderson wrestled in a next-to-nothing bikini and high heels.

It was amazing that Anderson did not wind up naked and emerged victorious in a bout that ended with the crowd tossing hundred dollar bill donations into the ring and filling the collection baskets as they cheered on Anderson and her near nakedness.

Liz, Catherine and Elle commented to each other how Anderson’s bare skin really excited the crowd and that it would be great if they could get more skin from the participants in the remaining matches.

Still, at that point in the card, Liz’s gals had collected less than $100,000, leaving them with just $700,000 in proceeds – $500,000 short of their goal.

A disappointed Liz told her friends she had to go to her changing room and get dressed and warmed up for her main event match with Diane Kruger.

“There is no way they are going to break the record now – not with many of their best matches over,” Claudia said to Heidi.

“With only three matches left, there is no way Liz is going to raise a half a mil!” Heidi agreed as the two watched which private dressing room Liz went into to jump her later. “This is just not going to be Liz’s day!”

In the first semimain event, tall and slim redheaded actress Nicole Kidman dominated a much biggerv eteran “Red Sonja” star Brigitte Nielsen.

In her heyday, few women in the world could beat the Great Dane. But on this night, Gitte was well passed her prime and severely weakened from years of substance abuse.

She was losing the unscripted match really bad to the former Mrs. Tom Cruise.

Then, all of a sudden, Nielsen, who was obviously intoxicated, ripped off her own bikini top and challenged the Aussie to a bare-breast encounter.

Kidman was no fool. She kept her top on and proceeded to attack Nielsen’s inviting nude nipples, forcing the aging B movie queen to scream a quick surrender.

The crowd cheered its loudest over both the naked breasts and the nipple twisting attack on them. Wads of money flew into the ring and the collection plates were at their fullest. About $50,000 in donations came in after that bout alone.

In the second semimain event, white actress Sharon Stone and black star Halle Berry reprised their fantastic fight scene from the Batman movie with Berry portayed Catwoman. Berry even wore her black skintight leather Catwoman outfit for this match while Stone wore a snug white bodysuit.

Although no clothing was lost in the battle, the crowd went nuts when the two women threw caution to the wind and got into a real-life, knock-down, claws flailing catfight outside the ring about 15 minutes into the fight, resulting in a double count-out draw.

Another $50,000 was added to the kitty by the appreciative fans of that great contrast battle.

As the Stone-Berry bout was going on, Liz, Catherine and Elle met in Hurley’s dressing room to discuss strategy for the impossible task of raising $400,000 plus in the last match on the card.

“Well ladies, I guess I’ve let the side down,” a dejected Liz Hurley said.

“You know Liz, I noticed that the crowd was at its loudest and in its most giving mood when Pam Andrson wrestled nearly naked and when Gitte took off her top,” Catherine said.

“Are you saying that Liz should go out there and fight Diane naked?” Elle quipped.

“It’s not necessary for Liz to be nude if her opponent winds up that way,” Catherine responded.

“At this point I am so angry and so disapointed I would strip Diane just to get a pound of flesh,” Liz said. “But let’s say I do strip Diane. How is that going to help us raise more than $400,000?”

“Well,” said Catherine, “You can do a lot of things with and to a naked lady – things for which we could charge money. Keep in mind this is a crowd of very rich men and women who would love nothing more than a chance to do a famous actress.”

“That’s pimping and sexual assault!” Liz said, a cruel smile crossing her lips. “Let’s do it. I’ll bet that crowd will pay a fortune to screw Diane.

“One question, though, Claudia and Heidi will not let things go that far. They are sure to run in the ring and stop it. What do we do about that?”

Elle told Liz: “Don’t worry about that. We’ll take care of them. You just work over Diane real good.”
Liz shrugged her shoulders and said, “Even if we don’t get the donations record, we’ll at least give those damn krauts a run for their money!”

Diane Kruger, unaware of her fate, walked down the aisle in a powder blue robe and high heels. She was accompanied by Claudia and Heidi in street clothes. The British crowd bood loudly.

Elizabeth Hurley, wearing a flowing black robe with red trim, came down the aisle accompanied by Elle and Catherine, who also were in street clothes. The crowd roared for their countrywoman.

When they disrobed, Kruger was wearing a powder blue string bikini that nicely hugged her curves. She kicked off her heels to wrestle barefoot. Hurley wore the aforementioned black one piece suit with the tiny thong dancer shoes.

“And now ladies and gentlemen, our main event!” ring announcer and Aussie supermodel Rachel Hunter screamed into the mic.

“In the corner to my left, she hails from Hildesheim, Germany. She is 32 years old with blond hair and blue eyes. She stands 5 feet, 8½ inches tall or 174 centimeters. Her measurements are 33-23-35. She wears a size 6 dress and a size 8 shoe. She is the star of the movies “Troy,” “National Treasure” and “Wicker Park” – the pride of Germany: Diane Kruger!

Loud boos filled the stadium.

“In the corner to my right, she hails from Hampshire, England,” Hunter said, emphasizing the word England to a thunderous response from the audience.

“She is 43 years old with brown hair and blue eyes. She stands 5 feet, 10 inches or 178 centimeters. Her measurements are 34-24-34. She wears a size 4 dress and a size 9 ½ shoe. She is the star of many motion pictures, including “Aria,” “Passenger 57,” “The Spy Who Shagged Me” and “Bedazzled” – our hometown sweetheart: Elizabeth Hurley!”

Wild cheers filled the small, intimate arena.

Hunter then introduced to the audience the special guest referee for the match, American actress Brooke Shields.

End of Part 3

Some fun shots of Hurley and Kruger barefooted (what can I say, I have a foot fetish!)