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Old 10-23-2008, 11:22 PM
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And now, per Hans' request:

Elizabeth Hurley vs. Diane Kruger
By Cigar

Diane Kruger screamed at the top of her lungs as cruel Elizabeth Hurley inserted two slim fingers up the blond’s sore rectum and sharp-nailed thumb into the poor woman’s aching vagina.

German-born Kruger could not believe the humiliation she was enduring in front of 3,000 excited fans at the London Arena as brunette British babe Hurley masterfuly had stripped and dominated her.

Hurley, her fashionable one-piece black suimsuit securely clinging to her curvacious body, laughed in delight as she tortured the naked blond in the dreaded bowling ball claw hold.

Kruger, on her stomach and pinned under Hurley’s shapely ass could only look back and see the soles of Hurley’s size 9 ½ feet, and even those were covered with a pair of dancer’s thong-style leather shoes that left the heels, arches and toes nude but covered the balls of her feet.

How Kruger wished she had even that little bit of matrial to cover her most intimate parts that for the past 10 minutes had been on display for the cream of British society to enjoy. Fortunately for Kruger no cameras were allowed in the arena to record the humiliating scenario.

But why? Why, wondered Kruger, had Hurley gone so far to humiliate her and destroy her? They had no prior feud. And except for the fact that both women had started their entertainment careers with a mutual desire to be ballerinas, they had nothing else in common.

So why was Hurley’s blood-red-tipped fingernails now digging into Kruger’s most prviate of exposed areas, which was sure to leave deep physical and emotional scars? What did Hurley have to gain by going so far to embarrass Kruger?

Perhaps it is best to start at the beginning.

The wrestling card was the brainchild of Hurley as a fundraiser for her favorite charity, the Save the Children Foundation, of which she had longed to be its president.

Every two years, the organization put on a major sports themed charity event as its biggest fundraiser. Two years ago, the German tandem of Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer and Kruger had coordinated a major celebrity softball game in Dallas, Texas, that raised a record $1.2 million. Later, that success helped get the three Germans elected president, vice president and treasurer of the organization.

In 2004, supermodel/volleyball player Gabriel Reece put on a celebrity volleyball tournament in Los Angeles, Calif., that raised a then-record $1 million and got her and fellow volleyballers Misty May and Kerri Walsh elected to the organization’s three top posts.

Now it was Hurley’s turn to work with her friends British actress Catherine Zeta Jones and Aussie supermodel Elle MacPherson to put on the big fundraiser and hopefully break the donations record and sweep the three into the top two-year posts.

Hurley considered several sports including field hockey, basketball, soccer and even another softball game. But she got the idea for a card of wrestling matches after watching a WWE pay-per-view event and saw how the fans went wild over two ring divas in action.

“If the fans fill the arena and go gaga over two relatively unknown ladies grappling, imagine what they will do to see some big named stars go at it,” Hurley said pitching the idea to Catherine and Elle.

“And if a breast or two accidentally pops out of a bra during the scuffle, so much better for stimulating donations into the collection baskets between matches!”

“I don’t know,” Elle said. “It’s a bit radical, don’t you think? It’s hard enough to get some of the ladies excited about playing softball or volleyball. We had to cancel the American football game in 2002 and replace it with a track meet because of a lack of sign-ups.

“I can tell you right now there are a lot of women celebrities who flat out won’t wrestle or participate in any type of contact sports.”

Hurley argued that there is a lot of rivalry in Hollywood and that there are a number of women who would love to dig their claws into a bitter rival. And the fact that it is all for a good cause will secure their participation.

Catherine and Elle reluctantly agreed and the three presented their sports charity fundraiser idea to Heidi, Claudia and Kruger, who surprisingly said they thought a wrestling card was a great idea.

Hurley was perplexed. She was sure she would have had a fight on her hands getting the German trio to agree to anything, given that they really did not want Hurley’s fundraiser to break their record.

Also, the three incumbants desired a second term in office. They certainly did not need Hurley’s popularity to grow to pose a threat to their re-election.

Later, Claudia and Heidi laughed in private over Hurley’s wrestling idea, calling it a farce.

“Poor Limey b*tch, she is going to fall flat on her face,” Heidi chuckled. “She’s going to have a real tough time
finding women celebs who will wrestle. I certainly am not going to put my beautiful face and career on the line to participate in it. She’s nuts.”

“I won’t either, but it will look bad if none of us office-holders participate,” Claudia said. “It will look like we are trying to make it so Liz fails. Other members may even think we are trying to deliberatly sabotage the event – which we are trying to do, right?

“Of course we are,” Heidi, said. “But you are right, we can’t make it look like we are. Let’s have Diane represent the board and wrestle. She’s a good sport and, unlike us supermodels, she can still get work in movies with a few bruises on her body.”

“And, better yet, let’s have Diane wrestle Liz Hurley!” Claudia suggested. “Liz will have to accept if she is going to convince other women to wrestle. If she refuses no one else will participate.

“And Liz will have to train so that will take time away from her efforts to sell tickets and properly organize the event. Even if Diane doesn’t beat Liz in the ring, you and I can jump Liz while she is naked in her dressing room shower after the match and give her a good beating!”

“Oh, yes, Claudia, that will be so much fun!” Heidi said with shoolgirl glee. “Liz will be so tired from her match with Diane to properly defend herself and we will destroy her. She will be too scared to even think of challenging us for our offices!”

End of Part 1

Below are face shots of Elizabeth Hurley and Diane Kruger:
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