Mrs Guinn might have gotten away with her adultery had it not been for the lightning that was attracted to her various metal piercings and jewelry. Apparently, Mrs Guinn was making love to the next door neighbor in her children's tree house when an unexpected thunderstorm hit. Still, she might have been able to explain away her and her neighbor's scorched nudity as the police, EMTs, and fire department arrived, had it not been for the fact that the bolt had welded her facial jewelry to her neighbor's clitoral and labial jewelry. This is an object lesson. I'm not sure of what, but an object lesson nonetheless.
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