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This was a marriage made in Heaven. The couple, both Republican operatives, had the world on a string. However, one day, Mrs Yablonski's portfolio devalued by 50%. That very day her job was displaced by a faceless phone clone in Bangladesh. Needless to say, she became a manic Democrat overnight. Mr Yablonski, on the other hand, had finally reached his goal of buying out Joe's Sewerage and Septic Sucking Service and after ten years of sucking at sewers he could employ another sucker to suck septic sewers. Needless to say, he saw the Democratic candidate as the Antichrist. The couple was subjected to endless streams of political volunteers arriving at the door at all times of the day and night, hundreds of phone calls from pollsters, and a continuous stream of political radio ads and TV commercials. Each night, FOX reinforced him, and PBS reinforced her. Madness began to set in. The end came when Mr Yablonski told his wife that she was almost as hot as Governor Palin. Alas, yet another mixed marriage down the toilet.