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Mr Sanders blames himself for the trouble. Taking his 18 year old bride from Grovers Corner, Iowa to Jamaica on their honeymoon, and seeing all the European women were going topless, he suggested Mrs Sanders do the same. After a time, she reluctantly complied. Not long after, Mrs Sanders caught the eye of a vacationing Somali pirate, one Ali ibn al Fakir. As they say in this business, one thing led to another. Mrs Sanders, perhaps taking the Pirates of the Caribbean films too literally, went off with Mr Fakir. Mr Sanders returned to Iowa alone, cherishing the hope that his wife would come to her senses and return to him. The scales fell from his eyes upon seeing his wife, in the company of Mr Fakir, on CNN. Mrs Sanders was standing on the deck of a munitions freighter in the Persian Gulf, carrying an AK-74, demanding six million dollars for the release of the crew. She was wearing a silk bandana and had a parrot on her shoulder. Oh, and she was still topless.