Every twenty year marriage has its ups and downs. In this matter, we have a wife who carries an odd device with her at all times. Mr Becker says that it has supplanted him in his wife's eyes. After examining the device, I can only describe it as some sort of cross between a ray gun and a joy buzzer. It has evil looking ridges and nightmarishly sharp looking ends. Why any woman would want such an item is beyond me.........Will the court reporter please stop giggling!
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