Not sure why everyone worries so much about "the authorities" when it comes to public nudity. In the US, (or at least in Texas) it's not against the law to be naked in public. What is against the law is to expose oneself "with the intent to arouse any person". The intent here is obviously not arousal, so there's no law against it. They can ask you to cover up, if someone complains, but they can't really arrest you unless they can show that you had the intent to cause someone (even yourself) to become aroused.
This is based on federal and state law, of course. Some cities may have ordinances against public nudity, but they would be the exception and not the rule.
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