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This is a claim of fraud. Mr Simpson comes to this court and tells us that his wife claimed to go straight from the nunnery to his bed. Unfortunately, the story began to unravel at Thanksgiving dinner with the family. There she used such expressions to her mother as "Shut your cock holster, you skag." The pose finally fell apart when her father, well into his third six pack, informed Mr Simpson that he would never measure up to Mrs Simpson's former boyfriend - Dom "The Pounder" Petrocelli.