Thread: Under The influence
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Old 10-07-2008, 09:48 PM
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Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself

Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'

Maxine: 'No, they spread.
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