[Monkeywall2001]

Here's one to start with;

I was in Spain a few years back and was in a bar called Fartuncles, where they had a house rule for English girls that any girl not clapping when the singer played the official bar song had to get her tits out on the stage (he played the song more and more the later it got!)

Ussually, two beats into the song and an unsuspecting girl was dragged up onto the stage. Most just flashed their tits and got off the stage - this is Spain remember, all the girls go topless on the beach during the day.

But a couple stuck in my mind;

1) Two girls in the bar were obviously on their first night there - no tan - and, for some reason, had decided to come out dressed in their hotel bedsheets. The barmaid said to me "bet you their the first on stage tonight!" and she was right. The song started for the first time that evening and one of them was bundled onto the stage for not clapping. She said she didn't know the rules but the singer said "either just give a volunatary flash, or the barstaff will have to help" - she kind of pondered and looked forlornly at her friend, and then she said she would do it. There was a huge cheer and she lowered the blanket and showed her tits (but the best bit, was the look on her face!) Her friend, by the way, escaped all night and never had to show hers!

2) I remember a particulalry cute girl being dragged up and just flashing her tits. Her friend was really laughing and abusing her until it was pointed out that she hadn't been clapping either. The girl on stage said that it was only fair that she had to do it too and the poor girl was manhandled to the stage. She moaned and protested for ages before everybody lost patience and two of the barstaff held her arms up, whilst a third pulled her top down - then her mate undid her bra and yanked it off! She was embarrassed but laughing at the same time - fantastic.

I probably have a few other true enf stories, so I'll post again later.