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Two Italian men are at a bus stop talking and a woman next to them overhears their conversation.
"Emma come first, then I come, then two asses come together, then I come again, then two asses come together again, I come again and pee twice, I come one last time."
"You filthy swine!", shouts the woman.
"What?!? I was only telling my friend how to spell Mississippi", replies the Italian man.