[Cigar4u]

Hi Hans:

Boy, you are not going to make this easy for me, are you?

I initially thought to myself, “for Chrissakes, am I going to have to learn to speak German to write this friggin’ story?”

I have to admit that like several readers above, I too had to stretch my memory to remember who Diane Kruger was. I don’t know if the world is all that familiar with her. Although adorable, she’s a tad obscure.

But, after giving it some thought, I think it would be a pretty hot matchup pitting Diane Kruger against Elizabeth Hurley.

Both are sexy, angular blue-eyed actresses who both initially wanted to be ballet dancers. And both certainly appear to be healthy and athletic.

It’s also the classic brunette vs. blond battle with the brunette winning. That’s always popular. And you have England vs. Germany, which creates a matchup of longtime European enemies. And you have experience vs. youth, another popular catfight angle. Great contrast!

This catfight has just about everything. And, given Hurley’s slight size advantage and renowned cattiness, I can easily picture a fully clothed Liz stripping Di to her birthday suit during a one-sided battle.
Let’s look at the tale of the tape for both of our sexy combatants:

Diane Kruger

Real name: Diane Heidkruger

Nationality: German

Hair color: Blond

Eye color: Blue

Date of birth: July 15, 1976 (32)

Place of birth: Hildesheim, Germany

Height: 5-foot-8½-inches (174 centimeters)

Measurements (bust, waist, hips in inches): 33-23-35

Dress size: 6

Shoe size: 8 (U.S.), 39 (Europe)


Vs.


Elizabeth Hurley

Real name: Same

Nationality: British

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Blue

Date of birth: June 10, 1965 (43)

Place of birth: Hampshire, England

Height: 5-foot-10-inches (178 centimeters)

Measurements (bust, waist, hips in inches): 34-24-34

Dress size: 4

Shoe size: 9 (U.S.), 41 (Europe).


Background:

Kruger studied ballet at the Royal Ballet in London until an injury forced her to give up dancing and become a model and later an actress.

Her movie roles include Helen in “Troy” (2004) and parts in other films including “National Treasure” and “Wicker Park.”

Hurley, ex-girlfriend of actor Hugh Grant, gave birth to a son, Damian in April 2002. She is a fashion icon with her own swmsuit line. Her trademark outfit is a black Vercace dress with gold safety pins.

Hurley went to ballet school at age 12 and later earned a scholarship to the London Studio Centre where she studied dance and theater.

After college, Hurley appeared in the theatre and made her European film debut in Aria (1987). Her American film debut was with Wesley Snipes in the action drama Passenger 57 (1992).

A one-time spokesmodel for Estee Lauder, Hurley made several more films and by 1999 was able to command $3 million for her role of Vanessa in “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.” Hurley played a very sexy Devil in “Bedazzled” (2000).

OK. I’ll give it a shot.

But Hans, let’s come up with a better venue than a celebrity baseball game. Maybe some other readers of this thread can suggest a more sexy and interesting locale.

You also want -- I guess -- interference from other women who help Elizabeth Hurley win? I really don’t think Elizabeth needs any help kicking Diane’s ass.

How about if we have Liz win the fight on her own – fair and square -- and then have Hurley’s fully clothed friends help Hurley humiliate a naked Diane in public?

Since you did not name who you would like to help Hurley with the degradation, I went to Hurley’s “My Space” tribute page to get a list of her real life celebrity friends.

You may choose from the following women for me to write into the story as those who help humiliate Kruger:

 Patsy Kensit – Hot blond actress and godmother of Hurley’s son.

 Elle MacPherson – Tall, gorgeous Australian super model (I will pick her if you don’t).

 Eva Herzigova – Stunning supermodel.

(All three of the above women attended Hurley’s 2007 wedding to Indian businessman Arun Nayar in India).

 Gwyneth Paltrow -- statuesque blond American actress.

 Cheryl Crow – Sexy American pop singer.

 Catherine Zeta-Jones – Beautiful brunette British actress.

 Victoria Beckham – Former Spice Girl singer married to British soccer star.

And you also want some rope bondage in the scenario. No problem.

Give me some time to think about it and a couple weeks to write it and I will post it to this thread.

Meanwhile here is a photo of Diane Kruger and a photo of Elizabeth Hurley along with a photo of how Kruger likely would look after her fight with Hurley: