[Cigar4u]

Hi Hans:

That's a good idea.

I too love to fantasize about female celebrities wrestling, especially the older, more established stars. And the fantasies always end with the victor clothed and the loser nude.

Do you have in mind which two celebs you would like to see in a CFNF match?

Which would you like to be the CF and which would you like to be the NF? How much clothing and what type should the women start off in before one strips the other?

The only thing I would ask is that you pick two celebrities who are well-known worldwide and catty enough to make great catfighters -- U.S. actesses Sharon Stone, Julia Roberts, Teri Hatcher and Halle Berry come to mind, as does South African Oscar winner Charlize Theron.

Give me several choices because I may not agree with you on the winner of one match or another. (For example, I prefer writing about black stars like Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell, Iman and Mariah Carey defeating and humiliating blonde beauties like Daryl Hannah, Heather Locklear, Laura Dern and Kim Basinger. So don't ask me to write about blond tennis nymph Anna Kornikova beating black net star Serena Williams in a fight after a match. Ain't gonna happen.)

Please do not make the combatants some obscure Eurpean or Asian actresses I likely never heard of or American pixies like "actress" Lindsay Lohan or an underaged Dakota Fanning.

Because this is a message board with an international audience the two women you pick have to be stars that almost everyone in the world can picture without me providing too much description other than referring to them as blonde vixen, ebony beauty, etc.

If you are going to select super models, make them recognizable gals like Elle MacPherson, Cindy Crawford or Heidi Klum, not some obscure model that can only be found in Vogue ads or strutting down the catwalk in Milan.

The key to a good celebrity catfight story is that people can easily envision the two ladies as I write about one doing unspeakable things to the other.

Let me know who you fantasze about and I'll try to give it a shot.

Below are some women celebs who would make terrific CFNF wrestlers:

Jamie Lee Curtis, Heidi Klum, Elle MacPherson, Charlize Theron, Elizabeth Hurley, Brigitte Nielsen, Nicole Kidman, Cher, Cindy Crawford and Cameron Diaz.