Wow
bride + freckles + tanlines + 1 figer salute = 4 theads in 1
Gotta adda joke:
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the
upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you
be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea', she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good', she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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