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Hey WTF I posted the story Madame President as suggested by Ciggie but it seems to be gone. Here it is again.

Madam President

The Sigma Lambda Tau or SLT for short, was the most popular sorority at the
prestigious Schadenfreude College of the Kinetic Arts and Social Sciences,
or "SUCK ASS U" to its more irreverent alumni and current enrollees.

To a sister, the membership of the SLT, were composed of the hottest,
wildest and most uninhibited girls on campus, that they earned the moniker
" sl*ts", from their admirers and detractors alike.

For long years past, the presidency of the school's student council was
rotated among the members of the Greek organizations. Who, without regard
to the rest of the student populace, pre-select two candidates from among
themselves to run against each other for the presidency, since no body else
from the rest of the generally apolitical student body seemed even remotely
interested in the job.

For this year, the ambitious Grand Archon of the SLT, alternatively
referred to as the "Chief sl*t or Cheap sl*t" behind her back, was able to
bamboozle the other heads of the Greek houses to agree to having two sl*ts
running against each other, to ensure, that either way, a sl*t would be the
next President of the student council.

Delighted no end at the success of her political machinations, the Cheap
sl*t called a meeting of the sl*ts where she named the two lucky
candidates, one of whom will be the next president of the student council.

The first girl she named was Helen Martin, or Heli for short.

She was a beautiful blond of average height with a killer body to match.
She had a dazzling smile and a really friendly and bubbly disposition that
drew people towards her. She was by far the most popular sl*t in the
sorority, if not the whole school.

Although her I.Q. may have been only slightly above average, what she
lacked in intellectual perspicacity, she more than made up for by her
natural intelligence and willingness to go to any lengths to make the
grade. (No, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean she would be willing to sleep
with her professors just to pass a course; I meant, she was willing to do
extra assignments to earn extra credits. Although, truth to tell, there
were rumors circulating that she had supposedly slept with a professor or
two to gain her "A's", but these were just unsubstantiated rumors.)

She was a Dean's lister, the captain of the school's cheer leading squad
and a most qualified candidate for the position of student council
president. The other sl*ts broke out in a raucous round of applause when
the chief sl*t concluded her brief introduction of Heli.

The second girl called was Luisa Sevilla, she had no cute nickname and
insisted being called Luisa even by her friends.

Luisa was an exotic raven haired beauty of Hispanic origin with the same
killer body as Heli. In fact, both girls were practically of the same size
and built that they could share each other's clothes, if they so wanted.

Unlike Heli's extroverted nature, Helena was more of an introvert, but
has been able to develop deeper and more lasting friendships than the
shallower Heli. She was also the smartest girl in the sorority, if not the
school itself, and had never failed to impress people whenever she spoke or
wrote a dissertation on any topic.

The cheap sl*t ended her approbation of Luisa by saying she had the
highest grade point average in the school, she was the captain of the
debating team and another one worthy for the position of student council
president. The applause that followed was just as loud as that given to
Heli, but was a lot more reserved and formal, like that given at the end of
a philharmonic performance.

Cooly the two shook each other's hands and with nary a word to each
other, turned that back to celebrate with their respective supporters. The
chief sl*t could not help but secretly smile at the body language being
displayed by the two candidates.

Unknown to the sl*ts but one, Heli and Luisa had a history of violence
against each other. They came from the same town and used to go to the
same high school, that is before Heli and Luisa got into a scrap over a
boy. The catfight which ensued only lasted a few minutes before it was
broken up by the teachers, with Heli technically coming up on top, as she
had been able to slightly rip Louisa's shirt collar and reveal one of her
bra straps.

After the fight, Luisa's parents moved her to another school to avoid
their " unica hija's " getting into another fight. The next time the girls
met was already in college when Heli, who was already a full fledged sl*t,
returned to school after taking a sojourn in Europe for a semester, only to
find that Luisa had become a sl*t in her absence. Heli just about kicked
herself for not being around for Luisa's initiation and for missing the
opportunity of making her hell week a real fucking living hell.

Needless to say, the two tried to avoid any contact with each other as
much as possible, and this was the first time they even shook hands, make
it touch hands, since that fight long ago in high school.

As the cheap sl*t eyed both girls contemplatively, she could not make up
her mind which of them stood a better chance of winning. Would it be
Luisa's brains or Heli's vivacity that would tip the scales in their
respective favor. Fully aware of the brewing animosity between the two,
which was the very reason why she chose them to run against each other in
the first place, the chief sl*t could not wait to see how both sl*ts would
conduct their respective campaigns to hopefully, not only beat, but destroy
and grind the other one to dust, as well. Patting herself in the back at
how well her Machiavellian intrigues were turning out, the cheap sl*t
excused herself, and went to bed, where she immediately fell into the sleep
of the just.

The following morning the chief sl*t woke to a beautiful day, straight
into her worst nightmare. Looking into her cellular phone, she saw that
she had received dozens of text messages from the other Greeks, informing
her, that Troy Cruz, the most popular and charismatic none Greek
personality in school, had decided to throw his hat into the ring, and
filed his candidacy for the presidency of the student council.

Forecasting that most of the barbarian horde would rally behind the
non-Greek, the cheap sl*t just knew that if both girls ran together as
planned, they stood no chance at all in winning, as they would divide the
Greek vote between them. Now, if only one of them ran, then it may still
be possible for her to pull off a victory, what with the Greek vote intact
and a few incidents of intimidation and seduction here and there.

Seeing that there was no other way out, the chief sl*t went about her
task to try to convince one of the girls to quit the race. Personally, the
Chief sl*t would have preferred Luisa to be the one to run, as she was very
much impressed by her dignified bearing and saw in her the potential for
greatness. She was even considering her as the next head of the sl*ts,
despite her being junior to most of the other girls.

When the cheap sl*t told the girls about the problem, they both
adamantly and vehemently refused to give way, especially to each other.
They had brainstormed the whole night with their respective supporters, and
had already come up with their campaign strategy which they were sure would
carry them on to victory. The discussion grew fast and furious as both
girls vigorously argued why she would be the better candidate than the
other, that pretty soon even their own supporters got into the fracas,
caterwauling and shrieking invectives to the other camp, telling them what
a cheap wh*r* their candidate was, and so were they.

Just as the room was about to erupt into a battle royal of a catfight,
an idea suddenly came to the chief sl*t's mind, who up to then had remained
silent, amidst the bedlam, with a bemused look on her face. Like the great
leader the cheap sl*t always deluded herself to be, she stood up and in her
most domineering voice roared for her minions to stop, before they came to
blows, or in this case, scratch each others' eyes out.

She imperiously sent both camps to opposite sides of the sorority house
and called the other officers to a meeting. After telling the others of
her plan, they unanimously gave their assent, quite impressed at how
brilliant and at the same time diabolical, the chief sl*t's solution to the
problem was.

After giving the two contending camps time to cool off, a formal meeting
of the sorority was called for later in the afternoon, complete with robes
and scented candles. After the opening rites, the chief sl*t intoned for
both Heli and Luisa to step forth. She then spoke in a most somber voice
asking one of them to withdraw to ensure victory for the sorority. They
both refused. She repeated her plea twice more, this time asking one of
them to quit for the sake of the sorority, but these again drew the adamant
refusal of both girls.

"Very well then." The chief sl*t intoned. "You have both refused the
Sorority's request. Being sisters, we cannot force you to do what you do
not want to do. Await the judgment of the great Sigma Lambda Tau."