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New Caliph Takes Office, Begins War on Porn

Grand Ayatollah Curly Joe II took office today after the untimely death of Caliph Curly Joe last month. The revered spiritual leader was found dead after having spent the evening with the works of bigi442000, a holy man of the 21st century. The caliph was found by his harem clutching the sacred discs to his revered bosom, an angelic smile on his face, undoubtedly as a result of meeting up with his 72 virgins.


"The first thing we're gonna do," said the new Grand Ayatollah, "is get rid of all this porno." When questioned why, the newly installed caliph stated that the works of bigi442000 must be suppressed as a satanic influence. "The OCC (Open Clams Casino) Church must be stopped." When asked how it could be that the works of bigi442000 could be satanic, when they were found in the hands of the last caliph, the newly installed holy man stated, "Be careful asking such questions. Too much curiosity can lead to a swift visit to the man with the scimitar."