Bigi's Time Tunnel
So you thought history began when you were born. You thought women always had silicon tits. You thought the hags you see on the street always looked that way. They never could have been young. They never could attract a man. Only woman with pierced belly buttons and wings tattooed on their backs could possibly be good looking, right.
Well step right up to the time tunnel. One thin dime and you will see the beauties. Yes my friends there once was a time when there was no such thing as digi cam. I know it's unbelievable. Telephones had wires coming out of them. Women were minxes nevertheless. And a few of them were sexy enough to procreate.
So, one thin dime gets you into the time tunnel. You never know, maybe your mom is in here.
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FOOLTHEREWAS
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