Well, usually I'm not into posting my own "work", but this is too hilarious not post
I must appologize for extremely low quality, you can blame it on Taiwanese phonemakers :P
I had already forgotten about these pictures, but luckily found them on my HDD.
What the heck, here we go:
The 5th of March, this year, I had a sort of a businessmeeting with some people I know. We sat in a pub in Tallinn, Estonia and discussed about stuff. I had just broken up with my girlfriend and at some point we got talking about life in general. We had couple (well, more than that, actually) of drinks and I remember in particular that started to feel quite sorry for myself and the others felt sorry for me.
The evening ended and we got parted. I didn't know what to do with the rest of the night and went to another bar nearby. Took a coffee and a Vana Tallinn (strong Estonian herb liquor) and sat down.
I was minding my own business and there she was - "Hello, my name is Svetka (which is short for Svetlana), may I join you?". Thought, I could use the company. There I was, sitting with her and talking about I-don't-know-what.
Bought her couple of drinks (she was already drunk at the beginning) and she asked me, if a wanted to spent the night with her... My eyes almost popped out of my head
, but she explained to me, that she had had a fight with her husband and she wanted to "get her mind off of the everyday shit". She asked, if I wanted to take her to my place. Of course I wanted, but not to my place. I took her to a hotel.
We went to our room, kissed a bit, had a few drinks from the minibar, kissed some more and then she told me that she wanted to pose for me. It was like a story from some kind of a porn magazine.
Her only request was, that I should delete every picture after we had viewed it since she was a bit concerned about ending up on a site like this. I tricked her a bit
Well, we had a photosession (she was especially into watching herself pose in the mirror), but taking pictures during the real action was not allowed.