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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded
to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was
concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was
still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and
said:
'These girl nights out have got to stop !
I'm starting to suspect the
worst. .. my wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her a ** that
said.....

'From all of us at the FireStation.
We'll never forget you.''