"Yeah but he left em at my house." Eric said puling his coat even tighter. Donna got a weird look in her eyes that made Eric feel a little worried when suddenly she dropped the top of her suit. She was standing topless in the hall and Eric's mouth dropped. Donna took this moment to sn*tch the mask.
"Damn! Guess your wearing the mask." he said. "But I have now seen you topless."
"Yeah ha ha ha. So when are we going to do this thing" She said as she zipped up.
"Not till Red gets up there, he won't attack me in front of the president." Eric said.
"Alright" Donna said.
Donna and Eric stood ready, Donna already had her Nixon mask on. The time for streaking was coming. Mr. Burkhart stood from his seat on the stage.
"Now it's time for the Q&A portion of our program. First up, I'd like to introduce Red Forman. Red is the father of two wonderful children and how he's managed to keep them clothed and fed while being cut back to part time at the plant is beyond me. Now he doesn't blame the President for his misfortune, no sir, he only blames himself. I give you Red Forman."
Red stood up to a round of cheers and a smile crossed his face as he walked to the microphone. He fumbled his words and seemed at a loss for what to say.
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