some mother in law (MIL) jokes
and some more bride pics:
My MIL asked me, "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the mantelpiece (the shelf above the open fireplace)?" I told her, "So as to keep the kids away from the fire."
I don't say my MIL's ugly ... but around our way, the peeping toms are giving themselves up to the police.
My MIL said to me, "I'll dance on your grave." I said, "I hope you do. I'm being buried at sea."
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my MIL, and I wanted to say, "Could you please pass the butter?" "But instead I said, "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."
Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."
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