[osreb]

"I was at a wedding where the bride was a larger girl and one of the guests requested the 'Baby Got Back' song as a joke. The worst part is that the DJ said 'This goes out to the bride as a special request.'"

"I was at a wedding where the father of the bride yelled, 'Give her the tongue!' in the church after the priest announced, 'You may now kiss the bride.'"

"My aunt was the bartender at my sister's wedding and got my 14-year-old old brother drunk. He started stripping on the dance floor and telling my brother-in-law's family members how he really felt about them. It was a nightmare!"

"I once attended a wedding where the best man gave his toast, went through the usual wishes of good luck and a happy marriage, and then let it slip that the bride was pregnant. This came as a shock to her parents, who had not been informed yet."

"I went to a wedding where the father of the groom made a speech that included statistics on divorce rates."

"When one of my good friends got married, the drunken groom decided to moon everyone (at the dinner table) and show them what the groomsmen had done to him the night before -- which was to hold him down and write 'Game Over' on his butt with a Sharpie. Both families were mortified!"