How to tell if a woman wants to have sex with you.
from "HolyJuan"
She says, “I want to have sex with you.”
She says, “I don’t think I should have sex with you.”
She asks who you are voting for
She reveals her shaved status to you
She sticks her tongue out at you
She invites you to her place
She asks you to walk her to her car
or for lower standards....
She’s 43 or older, divorced and it’s her birthday.
She has the tell-tale DUI yellow license plates on her car (note that colors vary by state, do your homework).
Every time you order a rum and coke, she mouths the word, “coke,” and starts sniffling.
She has to keep closing one eye to see you clearly at the bar… and she only has one eye.
She has a nickname like Flash, Slick, Lucky, Fast n’ Easy or Ruby.
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