06-26-2008, 04:39 PM
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Alternate punchline
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Originally Posted by irish drunkard
I really should have known better, but I once asked a burly Scottish dude what's worn under a kilt just to confirm what I'd always heard. His reply: "Your girlfriend's lipstick"
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The classic response is Nothing's worn; it all works just like new!
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