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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"


The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal, a little bit of breast, a little bit of leg...and a lot of stuffing!!!


To the bride: To be happy in your marriage, you should approach each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your period.