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Old 06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
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Default Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night

But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Try breathing through your nose.
A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
Do you get any premium movie channels?
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
I want a baby!
My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
You look younger than you feel.
Perhaps you're just out of practice.
What are you planning to make for breakfast?
I have a confession..
This would be more fun with a few more people..
You're almost as good as my ex!
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