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Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her

father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her

father and placed some thing in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him

to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced 'Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my

life.' Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and

continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to

me.'

The whole audience including priest started laughing.......... but not

the poor groom!
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