Sorry to go a bit off topic -- but this has all gotten me wondering about something, and maybe somebody following this thread knows ...
A while ago -- long ago, back in the dark ages of the Internet there was an author named Mr. Spraycan who crafted an amazing story called "Training A Woman To Streak."
In his own inimitable style, he instructed on how to ...well, train a woman to streak. Fantastic stuff but, alas, the story, and Mr. Spraycan himself, seem to have disappeared. I haven't been able to find even an archival copy.
Anyway, if anybody's got a copy, or a link, this would be a fantastic place to share it. Somehow, I think it'll tie right in to the theme of this thread.
Peace to all.