Reminds me of a funny story. Back in the mid 80s this super hot and aggressive blonde was a bank management trainee with me. I had just gotten married DOH!! and she was engaged but alot of flirting and drinks after work were still done. We both moved on jobwise, she got married and moved to Pittsburgh--I went west, etc. About ten years later someone from our old bank managed to contact people for a "reunion night" out and I ran into her there. To my delight she was even hotter and now was a redhead--my ultimate fetish.
After a few drinks I was feeling punchy enought to throw in a borderline off color comment so I went up to her and said, "I love you as a redhead but wonder, does the carpet match the d****s?" Without hesitating a milisecond she said, When the floors are bare it doesn't matter!
This was in 1994 when not many women were shaving yet. WOW did she make (or spoil) my night. I still crack up when I think of that.
PS: I think OCC edits the R word even when it is inbedded in another word. The word I am using is another word for curtains.