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Old 03-07-2008, 07:43 PM
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OK, if it's "true confessions" time, here we go (sorry if any of these shock anyone, and sorry it's so long):

1) Piss (duh). Female. Solo or GS, with a willing partner. It turns me off if both partners don't appear to be enjoyng it). I prefer shots (& vids) in which the face--ideally, looking into the camera-- the stream, and the source (so to speak) can be seen all at once. Nude is best, but hey. I also like watersports shots (couples pissing on, with, or for each other) a lot, but the only time I can recall seeing any in this forum is a post by BobbyRobby in this thread, a few pages back (thanks!!). What's a huge turn-on for me is shots of girls pissing while being fucked (preferably up the ass), but these are really hard to find anywhere on the Web, probably because it can be both physiologically challenging and difficult to photograph. Having done this sort of activity myself a few times, I can tell you that when everything goes right it can be a fiercely intense experience with the right partner. I also really like shots of girls pissing while standing up, espcially outdoors-- the more naturalistic the better; the viewer has to be able to believe that he's there with her. Once, about 20 years ago, I was hiking alone along a forest trail in the Washington Cascades, came around a corner, and encountered, face-to-face about 20 feet away, a gorgeous young woman squatting in the middle of the trail taking a gushing piss, shorts around her ankles (she was also wearing a tight t-hirt and a small backpack). I wish to god I could have taken a picture. Nothing came of it; it wasn't like a porn story, where we would have both been so instantly turned on that we fuckied on the spot; at least she didn't panic, and we both tried to be cool. She quickly finished and pulled up her pants, I said "uh...sorry" as we nodded at each other and headed off in opposite directions, probably blushing. But that's the kind of "you-are-there" magic I look for in pee shots.

2) Shit. Sorry, but I love shots (and vids) of an attractive woman taking a dump, preferably outside so everything is visible and well-lit. Denitely not everybody's cup of pee and I know I'll never see it in this forum, but hey, what can I say? "When you're a perv you'r're a perv all the way...". No duos, no smearing, no eating, no scatty frolics, no group shit-orgies, thanks; just nice solo shots, please. This kink is far more common in Europe than NA. Just walk into any good porn shop in Hambug, Vienna, or Amsterdam and you'll see what I mean.

3) Female masturbation, especially if combined with #1 and/or #2. Also mutual M/F masturbation, or masturbating in front of each other as another hot thing to do during foreplay with a willing partner. For some reason I find it really hot to watch a woman masturbate to orgasm while standing, "live" or on film. For this it's best if she's nude, but wearing only a snug, short t-shirt is really nice too.

4) Voyeur shots. Genuine ones, not staged (the differences are all too obvious). Clothing removal shots and plain old nudity (showers, beaches) are really nice, as is masturbation, but also anything involving #'s1 & 2, but also of couples fucking, especially outdoors (love those beach shots!). When I was in my early teens I used to sneak around my suburban neighborhoods peeking in windows and saw a lot. When I moved out on my own and lived in neighbrhoods with lots of apartment buildings I always kept a pair of binoculars handy. Some things you never outgrow. I sure do miss Voyeurweb, back when it was good.

5) Intense doggie-style fucking, perferably anal, with the girl bent over a table, chair, car hood, indoors, outdoors, whatever, with her skirt up or pants down-- just so it looks like a spontaneous quickie.

6) Hand jobs.

7) Assfucking to mutual orgasm, preferably doing it that is; but good photos/vids are cool too. Again, she should be visibly enjoying it as well as her partner.

8) And everything else-- that great thing about being a sentient being is that there's always new things to discover about yourself.
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