Naked in the conservatory
Years ago persuaded my normally prudish wife, after a few glasses of wine to join me in the conservatory & strip naked.
The conservatory was not against the house as is normal - it was 15 yards further down the back garden!
Now she was naked, it didn’t take long to persuade her to give me a bj.
Part way through, she stopped & said ‘Nobody can see us in here can they?’
It was night time, with no lights on in the conservatory. I said ‘No - unless of course someone walks up the drive & the security lights come on which also lights up the garden. I added, neighbour Colin may have seen us from his bedroom window & rushed round up the drive to put the security lights on so he can see more from his window.
She freaked out at that thought - bj was over for now & she rushed back into the house!
My joke backfired on me
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