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Originally Posted by mplsmorgan2
Thanks for the Saturday homework assignment, crosis42! 
I dug into the YT posts and they are 90% chat. If you don't speak the language (as I don't) it's excruciating.
For your viewing convenience, I parsed out some better bits. To be completely frank, I think the amazing stuff was posted previously, but some of this isn't bad. At least it's interesting.
WARNING: Most of the card games end with the guy losing decisively.
Trivia - CityTV in Barcelona was originally Td8 and then became associated with the CityTV franchise from Canada. Now it is 8TV. (Thanks, Wikipedia!)
BTW - there's one I think I had to put in the HC section. Definitely shows insertion. Although it WAS on YouTube  |
if you were curious what the couple was saying as they undress, I had it AI translated:
Introduction
Woman [0:05]: (She unbuttons and removes her jacket.) When you get home tired after working all day, all you want to do is take off your clothes and get comfortable. (She starts unbuttoning her shirt.) And that’s precisely what I’m doing.
Man [0:15]: (He unbuttons and removes his jacket, then starts on his shirt.) The difference between us and you is that we feel like taking our clothes off while we’re working. The truth is, it’s much more comfortable this way.
Woman [0:25]: (Now in a bra and skirt, she removes the skirt.) But this time of night is also a good time to satisfy those curiosities, those little things we can’t hide at work. (She removes her bra.)
Man [0:35]: (Now shirtless, he undoes his trousers.) What kind of curiosities is my colleague talking about? For example, reading your horoscope, finding out where to go for the weekend, seeing which celebrities share your birthday, or learning the origin of your name. (He lowers his trousers.)
Woman [0:48]: Every day, starting next Tuesday, we’ll give shape to all your curiosities. (She removes her underwear.)
Man [0:53]: We’ll give it our all—our clothes and whatever else it takes. Said and done. Every night on Vitamina, starting next Tuesday. (He removes his underwear.)
[1:03] (The video cuts back to the woman, dressed again.)
The world’s ten best nude beaches
Woman [1:07]: With the arrival of spring, we start thinking about the good weather. Many people are eager to put on a new swimsuit and head to the Mediterranean beaches—or, why not, travel somewhere idyllic.
Man [1:19]: (He appears dressed in a suit.) But not everyone wears a swimsuit. More and more people practice nudism, and there are paradises for them all over the world. According to the website AskMen.com, these are the ten best nude beaches in the world.
10. Ocho Rios, Jamaica
Woman [1:34]: (She unbuttons and removes her jacket.) In tenth place is Ocho Rios beach in Jamaica. Ocho Rios is the second-best nude beach in Jamaica and is perfect for a trip with your partner.
Secluded and sometimes hidden beaches, private islands, and everything you could wish for can be found there. Only a few beaches in the area aren’t nudist beaches, but if nudism isn’t for you, you can still enjoy parts of these beautiful surroundings in a swimsuit.
9. Little Beach, Maui, Hawaii
Man [2:02]: The ninth-best nude beach in the world is Little Beach, on the island of Maui, Hawaii. (He removes his suit jacket.) Many people dream of visiting Hawaii’s volcanic landscapes, peaceful melodies, and flower garlands.
Nudism is prohibited in Hawaii, but it’s also true that the law isn’t enforced very strictly. Little Beach on Maui has become Hawaii’s unofficial nude beach.
White sand, crystal-clear Pacific waters, perfect waves for surfers, and a surrounding tropical forest make it a Hawaiian paradise for nudists.
8. Haulover Beach, Florida
Woman [2:35]: In eighth place is Haulover Beach in Florida. (She unbuttons and removes her blouse, revealing a black bra.) Canadians and Europeans are among the most frequent visitors to this Florida beach, located between the famous Miami Beach and Hollywood, Florida.
It’s patrolled by highly qualified lifeguards, though people joke that they treat more fainting spells caused by looking at voluptuous naked women than problems caused by sun exposure. The surrounding hotel and tourist facilities provide everything needed for a good vacation.
7. Praia do Pinho, Camboriú, Brazil
Man [3:09]: Seventh place goes to Praia do Pinho in Camboriú, Brazil. Brazil’s coast is washed by the Atlantic Ocean. (He unbuttons his shirt.) Everyone knows Brazil is one of the countries where people are most concerned with looking after their bodies, and a good tan is guaranteed at Praia do Pinho.
It was Brazil’s first official nude beach and is in Santa Catarina, in the south of the country. (He removes his shirt.) Many Brazilian nude beaches are beginning to admit visitors in swimsuits, but this is still very unusual at Praia do Pinho.
6. Red Beach, Crete, Greece
Woman [3:41]: In sixth place we find Red Beach, in Crete, Greece. (She removes her skirt, remaining in her bra and underwear.) Crete is one of the Mediterranean’s magical islands, famous for its beauty and the sun that bathes its shores. Warm, crystal-clear seawater flows into wild, deserted coves.
Red Beach is one of the best-known beaches on this volcanic island. Its defining features are red sand underfoot, a steep volcanic wall behind you, and beachside places serving excellent fish. Prices are very low, and there are also ruins from classical Greece.
5. Red White and Blue Beach, Santa Cruz, California
Man [4:18]: The middle position in the ranking, fifth place, goes to Red White and Blue Beach in Santa Cruz, California. It’s famous for being very open-minded and is privately owned. (He removes his belt.)
Overnight camping, which is very common here, is truly beautiful. Its name comes from the red, white, and blue mailboxes used as directions along the road. It has a volleyball court, picnic tables, toilets, and showers. Cameras, dogs, and weapons are prohibited.
4. Wreck Beach, Vancouver, Canada
Woman [4:49]: The fourth-best nude beach in the world is Wreck Beach in Vancouver, Canada. (She unfastens and removes her bra.) Wreck Beach is Canada’s leading nudist destination.
More than six kilometers long, it’s a place where 100,000 people a year swim and sunbathe peacefully without clothes, surrounded by a large, quiet forest, with bald eagles flying overhead. Canadian nudists who visit Wreck Beach call it a little paradise.
3. Samurai Beach, Australia
Man [5:18]: Third place goes to Samurai Beach in Australia. If your favorite thing is nudism and your second-favorite thing is beach sports, Samurai Beach should be your next destination. (He unfastens and removes his trousers, revealing white underwear.)
Every November, this Australian beach hosts the Nude Olympics. People sunbathe, swim, and surf naked in a dream location just 250 kilometers from Sydney, in New South Wales.
2. Hedonism Beach, Negril, Jamaica
Woman [5:45]: In second place is Hedonism Beach in Negril, Jamaica. Singles who’ve visited say it’s perfect for them, but couples who have sunbathed on its sand and swum in its warm waters say the same. (She removes her underwear and stands back up.)
Small hotels beside the beach, hidden spots among palm trees, and incredible sunsets are the calling cards of Negril’s beach—an ideal place to stroll just as you are.
1. Montalivet, France
Man [6:13]: In first place is Montalivet, which is also the closest of the beaches to us. Naturism was born on this very beach, and it has been open since 1950. (He removes his underwear.)
The area has more than 1,800 camping pitches, 172 bungalows, shops, sports facilities, and yoga classes. Many nudists say it’s the perfect place for wholesome, family-friendly nudism. It’s away from the gaze of curious onlookers, and you’re guaranteed that everyone there is naked—just as they are.