[hoosierdaddy4]

Sorry about the length

100% true story, Happened about 5 years ago.

One time we were traveling all night heading back home. She took off everything after our dinner stop, just riding completely naked beside me.

We stopped at a rest stop, one of those that just has restrooms and vending machines, no attendants. Was around 2:30 AM. Was maybe 4 cars on car parking side. Maybe 15 or so trucks on the truck side. No one inside the building. Pretty much dead, people catching a quick nap in the middle of the night.

She slipped on a light sun dress that buttoned up the front, didn’t button any of them, just slipped it on her shoulders. We walked in together, her dress pretty much flying open all the way. We did our business and met in the common area in the middle. Stretching our legs, we walked around looking at what was in the machines and at the travel brochures, nobody else was in there.

I walked up behind her and pulled the dress off her shoulders and folded it over my arm, leaving her completely naked except for flip-flops on her feet. She made a half-hearted grab for the dress and said, “What if somebody comes in here?” I said, “So?” She said, You’d just let them see me?” I said, “Of course, isn’t that the idea?”

About that time a truck pulled in the parking area and shut down his motor. She had a look of panic and said, “Give me my dress, I can’t be naked. I’ll just slip it on over my shoulders like how I had it walking in. They’ll still be able to see everything, but I won’t be naked.” I was being an ass and told her that I’d give her the dress, when we got back to the car. She looked at me and said “Bastard.”

The trucker was walking towards us while this took place. He entered the door and looked up and standing not 10 feet in front of him was my wife naked in all her glory. He stopped in his tracks and said, “Whoa!” He took a few steps never taking his eyes off her and then said, “I don’t ever do it, but are you selling what you’re displaying?”

My wife turning red said, “No, my asshole husband thinks it’s funny to expose me to strangers.” He shook his head and said, “It ain’t funny, but I sure do appreciate what he did. In all my years of truckin’ I have never seen anything like this.”

I motioned for my wife to follow me out the door, going out the trucker’s side not the car side. My wife, still naked, followed me out to the curb sidewalk and then all the way around the building passing in front of at least 12 trucks. I don’t know how many saw her, but several were sitting in their trucks looking out their windshields.

When we got back to the car, I handed her dress back to her. She didn’t put it on, just slid in the car, naked. When we got back on the road, I asked her if she had fun and she just looked at me and smiled.